Boxing Day

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Lacey Evans: ducks out as the fatal four way for the #1 World Women's title contendership begins
Bianca BelAir & Mia Yim: get in each other's faces
Mia: hits a tope on Bianca
Lacey: whips Io Shirai into another tope on Bianca who appears to stop the tope with her head and the ramp, then is now outnumbered by the faces
Io & Mia: Double dropkick!
Mia: Legitimate Japanese Businessman's Kick!
Io: Charging Euro!
Mia: Cannonball!
Io: Basement Meteora!
Mia: kicks down Io accidentally
Lacey: starts working over Mia Legsweep!  Slingshot elbow!  Nice tinry, Io!  Bronco Buster for both of you!
Bianca: trucks Io into Lacey
Heels: catch an Io dive attempt
Mia: dropkicks her down into a cover
Bianca & Lacey: keep the other from winning
Mia: Saito suplex!
Lacey: Ah, hell--save!  kicks Mia down
Io: lays out Lacey with a springboard dropkick
Bianca: lays out Io with a spear
Full Sailors: NXT!  NXT!  NXT!
Bianca: covers every woman in the match at different intervals to no avail
Io: Victory roll double stomp!  DTH!  booyaka booyaka 619!  Missile dropkick!
Lacey: Save!  Toss!
Mia: Chop and kick and chop and kick and
Lacey: RIGHT!
Io: Save!  Shotei!  God's Moonsault!
Bianca: Hairwhip save!  Hairwhip hairwhip hairwhip!  Overhead powerbomb to the outside!
Mia: goes splut under the incoming Io
Bianca: hoists up Lacey KOD!
Referee: Winner!
Bianca: celebrates
Full Sailors: are very much Here For It

Forgotten Sons: appear
Announce: mysteriously disappears
I: wish I could too
Jaxson Ryker: Main event spinebuster!  Short range knees!  Most of a Stun Gun!  Slingshot powerbomb!
Full Sailors: are either cheering because it ends the match, he fucked it up the first time, or both
Referee: Winner! 
Ryker: [stares "intensely"] 

Velveteen Dream: has noticed famous wrestlers' positive Tweets about him, the Experience and in his way promises 2018 was just the beginning

                               

Tucker Knight: uses his size and amateur background to control the opening of the NXT World Tag Title match
Otis Dozovic: is tagged in, does hossy stuff
Heavy Machinery: Tandem bearhugs!  Tandem overhead belly to belly suplexes!
Roderick Strong: Backplex backbreaker into the apron*!
Tucker: gaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
the Undisputed Era: quick tags and strikes
Kyle O'Reilly: Rope assisted dragon screw leg whip!  Anklelock!  Tag!
Roddy: Angle Slam!  Modified figure four! 
Tucker: gets free and tags
Otis: Truck jobs!  Avalanches!
Kyle: tries it
Otis: Capture suplex!  Avalanches!  Caterpillar elbow!  Tag!
Heavy Machinery: Hoss Toss!
Roddy: Save!
Tucker: Get out of here, you.  Moonsault!
Kyle: Dodge!
Tucker: spluts
Kyle: Tag!
Roddy: Corner knee!
Tucker: Ole! 
Roddy: Ow!
Tucker: Tag!
Otis: Truck jobs!
Roddy: Step up Owenzuigiri!
Otis: Kodiak lariat!
Roddy: Kickout!
Kyle: sees his partner in trouble POWERBOMB SUPERPLEX!
Otis: ...kickout!
the Era: Double team!
Otis: ...kickout...
the Era: Sick Kick Hi/Lo!
Tucker: tries to save--and barely misses
Referee: Winners!
Bobby Fish & Some Guy: come out to celebrate on the ramp's apex
Heavy Machinery: is now probably relegated to Mondays
the Undisputed Era: throw up their gang sign on the ramp



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