 |
| Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Ricochet: heads into Full Sail clearly pissed
Velveteen Dream: makes his triumphant return
Full Sailors: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Vel vet een!
Announce: notes he doesn't have anything set for Takeover and he isn't happy about it
Dream: I have a little sparkle in my eye, something special in my sights. Correct me if I'm wrong, Full Sail but you know better than most the Dream waits for no man and this sparkle is one of championship gold -- the North American championship. Tonight --
PA: SHOCK...THE SYSTEM.
Some Guy: You need to pump the brakes. Everybody knows 2019 is going to be the year of the Era when we all hold championship gold. That's why Roddy and Kyle aren't here; they're getting ready for Saturday. But soon Bobby Fish and ADAM COLE, BAY BAY will have gold around our waists, and you can continue to...dream on.
Bobby Fish: Shame on you, Dream. Shame on you for getting these people's hopes up--
Full Sailors: Shut up, Bobby! clap clap clapclapclap Shut up, Bobby! clap clap clapclapclap
Fish: You need to learn to live in reality because '19 will be continue to be our era, and that, my friend, is Undisputed.
Dream: Well, I'm out here, and I dispute that claim...as long as it's okay with Adam.
Full Sailors: seeing the shade thrown at Fish ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Both: rush the ring
Dream: tosses them both then slinks backwards (as is his wont) out of the ring and heads up the aisle
Half the Era: talks smack
Dream: responds in kind and poses on the ramp
God's Production Team: notes Riddle/Ohno III will be Saturday
Oney Lorcan & Danny Burch: come out to a good pop and 1 2 chants
Announce: notes Fish/Dream will be our last match tonight
Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel: do not come out to a pop or any chants
Aichner: Tilt a whirl backbreaker! Tag!
European Union: stomp away on Oney in their corner
Oney: slips a double team Tag!
Burch: lights them both up Corner Owenzuigiri! Second rope stiff legged dropkick! Tag!
Both: go for their spike DDT
Barthel: Nein! Air Raid Crash!
Oney: tosses Barthel then refocuses Euro! Euro! Annnnnd
Aichner: LARIAT! Tag!
Announce: is still popping for the lariat and Oney's Jannetty sell of it
EU: Corner Owenzuigiri + delayed brainbuster combo!
Barthel: Tope! wipes out Burch
Aichner: Double jump moonsault!
Oney: Kickout!
EU: go for a flying Euro/powerbomb Doomsday Device
Oney: Oh, no you don't! Storm half crab!
Burch: tries to crossface Barthel
Barthel: Nein! breaks up the crab
Danny: lays him out
Aichner: lays him out
Full Sailors: cheering the bang-bang nature of the match
Oney: grabs Aichner by the face and hits some hard open handed slaps Running Euro! To the outside! tope con hilo wipes out Barthel & Burch
Aichner: Cute. Triangle Steamboat press suicida!
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT!
Aichner: Springboard!
Oney: dodges it and rolls him up
Burch: keeps Barthel from getting in there to save this time
Referee: Winners!
Allied Strikers: flash the old one two at the ramp's apex
EU: recover dejectedly in the ring
Everybody: how tf was that barely five minutes mah gawd
Amber Nova & Tanea Brooks: are doomed since their opponents are
Io Shirai & Kairi Sane: come out to a huge pop
Io: Handspring dropkick with a nip up!
Kairi: Blockbuster off the ropes! Sliding K! Rebound Interceptor! Tag!
Io: Stiff legged basement dropkick! 619! Springboard dropkick! Tag! Alley oop!
Kairi: Alley-oop Savage elbow! Alley oop!
Io: Assisted God's Standing Moonsault!
Referee: Winners!
Kairi: We're best friends!
Io: No one can stop us.
Shayna's Goons: Don't get too comfortable...we'll be sending you out to sea.
Later, God's Production Team: notes that tag match will happen "next week"
Dream: wears a cowboy hat to the ring for no discernable reason besides being the most extra
Full Sailors: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Vel vet een!
Fish: comes out with Some Guy
Dream: gets in sporadic early offense but keeps an eye open towards Adam Jericho springboard dropkick! Axehandle suicida! returns to the ring and poses
Adam: distracts
Bobby: chop blocks Dream, then a dragon screw sends him into the barricade Muay Thai plum with knee strikes! Senton atomico!
Mauro: of course called it a senton atomico
Full Sailors: Shut up, Adam! clap clap clapclapclap Shut up, Adam! clap clap clapclapclap
Fish: Storm crab!
Dream: Upkicks with the good leg! Short range knees! Second rope dropkick!
Fish: Kickout!
Full Sailors: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Vel vet een!
Dream: lands a flurry of rights in the corner then yells at the ref Don't touch me, I'm the Dream! Don't touch me. Spine on the pine! Purple Rainmaker!
Fish: Yoink! Roll through into a kneebar!
Dream: gaaaah
Adam: Yoink! pulls the bottom rope away from Dream's outstretched hand
Dream: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ref you gotta help me slams his fist into the mat a couple times
Announce: rightfully notes the ref might mistake these for taps
Referee: argues with Cole
Dream: tries his DVD but can't Plan B it is! sends Fish into Cole Well, would you look at that. Dream Valley Bomb! Purple Rainmaker! Count that shit!
Referee: Winner!
Dream: celebrates all the way to the back
Johnny Turncoat: also heads into the arena
God's Production Team: shows the Sons laying out the Profits last week to announce their match "next week"
Young Me: walks out
Full Sailors: Rick O'Shea! Rick O'Shea! Rick O'Shea!
Ricochet: Johnny Gargano--
Full Sailors: seem to be about 3:1 against Johnny this week
Ricochet: Two weeks ago he talked a lot of crap about being better and not 5 minutes later blindsided me with a superkick? He's the same guy he was last year and all he did was show his true colors: a deceitful liar who only cares about himself. I showed my true colors last year when I won this title. holds it up I showed everybody I'm something he's not--a champion.
Johnny: I know you're trying to use my emotions against me. Last year I'd have rushed the ring, but this year, I always have a plan. hits the ring
Both: throw hands
Johnny: Superkick!
Ricochet: Nope! Pump kick! is suddenly laid out from behind, sending Johnny to the outside
#14: backs up in the ring
Full Sailors: DIY! DIY! DIY!
Johnny: locks eyes with Ciampa...then starts beating up Ricochet
#14: is in the middle of his golf clap when he gets laid out from behind
Johnny: sends Ricochet into the steps
Aleister Black: is using #14 as his own personal kick bag in the corner
Full Sailors: DIY! DIY! DIY!
Johnny: watches this happen for a couple beats...then gets in the ring Superkick!
#14: looks at Johnny...then pounds away on Black
Ricochet: Time to make the save!
Johnny: Yeah, no. beats him down further Slingshot DDT!
#14: hoists up Black Devil's Wings!
Full Sailors: DIY! DIY! DIY!
#14, Johnny: get out of the ring on opposite sides, then end up practically next to each other on the ramp staring each other down
Full Sailors: Hug it out! Hug it out! Hug it out!
Both: slowly head up the ramp holding eye contact the whole time up to the ramp's apex
#14: double...maybe triple clutches...but then offers The Hand Of Friendship
the band Holy Fuck: !!!
Candice LeRae, doing about 55 in a 30: (imagine a G-rated version of) THE ENTIRE FUCK YOU THINK YOU DOIN RIGHT NOW
Johnny, doing 30 on the highway: yourightyourightyouright
Candice: pushes Johnny to the back We are not doing this again. We aren't.
#14: looks almost sad for a second then hardens his face, returning his hand to his side
Comments
Post a Comment