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Dominick Dijakovic: comes out to a decent reaction
Shane Thorne: does not, is the worst, just the worst
Dijakovic: shows early power
Thorne: "wrestles" like a drunk rugby player
Full Sailors: give his crazy efforts light applause
Dijakovic: Time to fly! Suplex throw!
Thorne: Saito suplex! Throw you off the top!
Dijakovic: Backflip landing! Superkick! Springboard tornillo!
Full Sailors: holy shit holy shit holy shit -- Feast Your Eyes! Feast Your Eyes! Feast Your Eyes!
Dijakovic: That!
Referee: Winner!
Some Guy: We're tired of hearing about the Era's "ups and downs" -- what about speed bumps? People ever heard of those?
Kyle O'Reilly: 2019 we finish the job -- first, we rewin the NXT World Tag Team titles and be the best tag team on the freakin' show.
Bobby Fish: We claim and take what is ours. We always have and we always will.
Roderick Strong: And with Bobby & Kyle going after the tag belts, that frees me up for a singles title!
Some Guy: That's right. This is our year, our year to get all the gold. Ricochet tonight is in way over his head, that flash in the pan one trick pony. The Undisputed Era run the show and we'll show him, everybody in the back, and everyone in the world
that this is the year of the Undisputed.
("last week after the show") Io Shirai: I showed I can beat Shayna. I want a shot at the NXT Women's World Title!
Kairi Sane: Shayna better watch out, because my best friend--
Bianca BelAir: Hold up. It's cool we won and I ain't got no problems with y'all, but I had Shayna beat in Phoenix and I had her beat tonight.
Sky Pirates, Nonverbally: uhh
Bianca: I'm UN DE FEA TED. walks off
Sky Pirates, Nonverbally: uhhhhhhh
Humberto Carillo & NXTV Debut Stacey Ervin Jr.: are in the ring
Kassius Ohno: walks out, "disrupting the format" I've been back in NXT for a tumultuous 2 years. I see the camera pan the NXTVerse, see a lot of familiar faces in the notorious Full Sail crowd, and each and every one of you guys...make me siiiiiiiiick! I detest you! I despise you!
Full Sailors: lol same
Ohno: Your stupid chants, your stupid faces; you think you know everything but you don't. Here's something you don't know: I'm outta here and I'm going somewhere where I can show I'm the best to ever do it is spun around
Keith Lee: lays him out with a Rolling Elbow then grabs the mic from his unconscious hand
Full Sailors: ♫ ohhh bask in his glooooory, ohhh bask in his glooooory ♫
Keith Lee: (hilarious falsetto) ohhhhhh noooooo!
Full Sailors: LOL but for real this time
Keith Lee: Or, better yet (sings real proper like this time) oh my GODDDDDDDDDDDD! (/) Could've been worse: I could've hit you in the dangly bits. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of here. Gents, audience, pardon the interruption...and let's keep the show going!
Street Profits: come out a bit awed and a little scared
Keith: flashes the Wakanda Forever
Profits: mark out
Montez Ford: fakes being dead next to the still still Ohno
Angelo Dawkins: pretends to defribrilate him back to consciousness because, in case you forgot, they have a match
Humberto & Montez: wrestle each other to a stand still culminating in tandem missed dropkicks followed by front somersaults
Full Sailors: applaud
Humberto: proffers the Hand of Friendship
Montez: responds in kind...then boots the gut
Humberto: Well, I tried. Armdrags! Hurricane kick! Tag!
Stacey Ervin Jr.: Standing Shooting Star Press!
Angelo: eff this. Spear! Tag!
Profits: stomp away
Announce: puts over the newfound aggressiveness
Montez: BACKPLEX DRIVER!
Everybody, Even You: yeesh
Ervin: kicks out somehow, then tags out after dodging both opponents
Humberto: Handspring back elbow! Flying armdrag! Shotei! Missile dropkick! Tag!
Ervin: MOONSAULT!
Montez: Save! Tag!
Profits: Blockbuster Doomsday Device!
Referee: Winners!
Montez: We want a piece of the action!
Full Sailors: You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap
Montez: Our tenure's been a rollercoaster, and those are always fun rides. But make no mistake about it, we're always ready to go to war, so War Raiders--
European Union: resuscitate the interruption train Ohno kicked off
Marcel Barthel: Nein, nein, nein, nein. Opportunities around here are sacred, and no one deserves that title opportunity more than us.
Allied Strikers: come out and get in the Union's face
Profits: get in everybody's face
War Raiders: come out with their new belts to a big pop
Rowe: There's been a lot of talk about our belts and no fighting.
Hanson: If you -- any of you -- want the belts, we're right here. Make a move. head to the ring
75% of the Era, You Can Guess Whom: jump the Raiders on the way to the ring then throw them in it
All the Teams In the Ring: start beating on the Raiders
the Era: smugly head back up the ramp
the Raiders: put all those meesters on their keesters, laying out the Strikers last
the Era: fume on the ramp's apex
Full Sailors: War! War! War! War!
God's Production Team: give Johnny Champion and Velveteen Challenger equal team vidpacs ahead of their title clash next week
Taynara Conti: is the babyface?
Aliyah: is the heel
Full Sailors: start chanting for her
Taynara: lands a takedown and a flying armbar attempt
Aliyah: Flying hairmare!
Vanessa Borne: shows up for some reason
Aliyah: lands some PKs to the back
Taynara: executes some rollups then some judo throws and goes up
Aliyah: distracts the ref, duh doi
Vanessa: slams her off the top, double doi
Aliyah: puts on her (?) kimura with kicks added
Taynara: taps
Referee: Winner!
Vanessa: comes in and talks to Aliyah briefly before raising her hand
the Other Horsewomen: come out
V&A: try to bail
the Underlings: lay them out
Shayna Baszler: lays out Taynara, grabs the mic This is your reality now. Do not get in our way. Do not question us. And absolutely do not piss us off.
Ricochet: comes out to a huge pop
Some Guy: come out to a decent one of his own and hits his pose
Everybody, Even You: ADAM COLE, BAY BAY!
Full Sailors: Both these guys! Both these guys! Both these guys!
Ricochet: Over the back - front roll - backflip headscissors, yup, there's the nip up dropkick!
Cole: bails
Ricochet: lol bitch please TOPE! Punching!
Cole: heads back in the ring
Ricochet: Corner Owenzuigiri!
Cole: Sunset bomb!
Ricochet: No!
Cole: Corner trapped superkick! ha HA!
Ricochet: wrenches his ankle in the buckle
Cole: throws a bunch of offense at the injury
Ricochet: kicks away an ankle hold
Cole: Basement dropkick to the bad leg! smirk
Full Sailors: clap to rally
Ricochet: goes for the rollthru Woo dropkick and fails
Cole: You dumb
Ricochet: Discus lariat! 619! Flying Euro! spends some time to brace himself Standing moonsault!
Cole: Kickout!
Ricochet: gets Cole in a fireman's carry but can't hold the weight
Cole: kicks his leg out from under his leg Owenzuigiri! Oshigoroshi!
Ricochet: Kickout!
Full Sailors: dueling chants give way to more Both These Guys chants
Ricochet: ducks an Owenzuigiri ha HA yourself, Northern Lights! Rolling into ahhhhh fuckbeans
Cole: Last Shot mach 1!
Ricochet: Kickout!
Cole: Drops The Kneepad New Last Shot!
Ricochet: remembers the five Ds
Cole: Superkick!
Ricochet: covers up
Cole: Did I say where? drills it into the injured leg And now all I have to do is
Ricochet: Reverse rana! pulls Cole to the middle of the ring, goes out to the apron on his ass and uses the ropes to slowly pull himself up, then tests the leg Ah, screw it--springboard corkscrew one-legged senton bomb!
Cole: Across my legs?
Ricochet: Dude, whatever.
Cole: Kickout!
Nigel McGuinness: Note he didn't land it clean, but still somehow landed that crazy offensive maneuver.
Both: trade strikes in escalating fashion Reseda style
Cole: Step up Owenzuigiri!
Ricochet: Standing moonsault!
Cole: Not twice, you don't! Basement superkick!
Ricochet:
Ricochet:
Ricochet: ...kickout!
Full Sailors: send their fecal matter flying NXT! NXT! NXT! Fight Forever! clap clap clapclapclap Fight Forever! clap clap clapclapclap
Both: fight on the top rope
Cole: sends Ricochet to the apron then drags him up
Ricochet: Gut shots...MECHARANA! Big-ass axe kick with the good leg! Northern Lights...come on, rollthru--got it! Big suplex! Michinoku Driver!
Cole:
Cole:
Cole:
Referee: Winner!
the Era: run out to avenge this carriage of justice
Aleister Black: runs out for the save ahead of his match with Roddy next week
Cole: superkicks him
Roddy: gives him the End of Heartache
Cole: (yelling) Nobody can touch us! Nobody!
the Era: throw up their gang sign
Everybody Who Heard What Cole Said: do their Io & Kairi impersonation
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